Twitter, Texas, and Terrible Advice
Here's a quick clip of some of my stand up material! This was performed last week at a cool venue in San Francisco called the Brainwash. This was my 19th time on stage.
Country Music for the Dietary Challenged
I have struggled through the years with a very difficult digestive disposition. At times it has been hard, other times it was so hard that it clogged the toilet. But through thick and thin (mostly thick) I managed to make it through the days with a smile on my face... which would occasionally turn into a grimace. I actually counted the number of hours I've spent in the bathroom over the years, and the verdict is that I should move a futon into the restroom.
Please enjoy my country music debut!
Friday At The Club – New Music Video
Friday night... WHAT SHOULD WE DO?? Let's go out to the club!
Hold on - I hate clubs. The club scene really targets that delicate balance between hating yourself and actually killing yourself. Let's see:
- First you stand in a line while a fat bouncer stands at the door (gluttony).
- Then you pay this fat man $10 or so (greed).
- You see a bunch of thug looking guys who think they're the shit (pride)
- Nasty people touching each each other in a weird lazy sex rubbing dance (sloth and lust)
- You end up wishing you were better looking (envy)
- Some guy tries to fight you towards the end of the night (wrath)
- You go home sad and masturbate (not a sin)
To better help explain the situation here is a music video we've created. Enjoy!
History Comedy – Lincoln Signs Emancipation Proclamation
1863 was an important year. The confederates were secession crazy and if they even heard the word "Union" they would flip out and shoot a squirrel. In a bold step forward for equal rights, Lincoln made a daring decision in a moment of tantalizing pen on paper action. The White House air was thick with stern solitude and there was hardly time for being raucous. However, this video details a rather different temperament during the signing of the Emancipation Proclamation...
First Video Short – “Miltons Love for Zelda”
This is our first funny flash video as a comedy team. Andrew is our animator and Richard does the writing and sound. We picked flash because it is a relatively quick way to get animations done without sacrificing quality. We’ll be posting more funny videos and other projects here as we create them.
For this particular video Andrew is experimenting with a “style” of animation which looks very cheap but can sometimes work (ie. South Park). Simplicity is the key, but that doesn’t mean that being lazy is the key.